Mira-Mira, Jr :: $55

Well, buying it for its magical powers didn't work. Wedgey stands in front of Mira-Mira all the time, asking who will be the next president (hoping it'll be him). Mira-Mira never says a word. I think she's a mute mirror, so good luck if you're hoping Snow-White accessibility. Mira-Mira is pretty heavy, rimmed with decorative edges.